goodbye ridiculously shady apartment. Goodbye instant quality ass.
So I’m packing my apartment up.
Long story short – I have a ‘ridiculously shady apartment.’
When NoFan and I broke up back in April, I had moved to my cousin’s apartment in the hills of NH. A friend of a friend who works in the biz of moving large quantities of illicit substances suddenly offered…
He had an apartment he had leased in order to house the goods, and would I like to live there (rent-free) to make it look inhabited? It was the biggest pain in the ass to actually get the keys and moved in, but I did that in the beginning of June.
This weekend I came back from NH to a message from my ‘landlord’ telling me we needed to talk. Apparently things aren’t going so well for him, he can’t afford the place and needs to sublet it. He wants to lease it for September 1. This was 8 days notice.
I have no ability to say anything except thank you for letting me live here rent free for almost 3 months, but, to tell the truth, had I known I would have to turn around and vacate, I wouldn’t have bothered.
So, I’ve been packing and closing down my life here in beantown. Last night I had the grand finale sionara with my ascotw. Drinks at my walking distance bar, then a long sexual walk home.
Turns out I’m not the only one who bestows clever nicknames upon my conquests. I knew I was bjq for blowjob queen. But I had NO IDEA of the other hysterical name he’d developed for me. Apparently I am also ‘elizabeth grady.’ It required a bit of explaining, but here in Boston, Elizabeth Grady is the salon most famous for FACIALS.
I pinned him to the wall in the elevator and threw the switch to stop it. Clothes ripping, sucking passion. It was so funny to be on my knees in the elevator, member in my mouth and hear him say ‘MY GOD, ERICA YOU ARE SOOOO FUN! When is the next time I will have the chance to get a bj in an elevator?’
Ms. NicholeKidmanesque had asked earlier if she could watch us on webcam. So we put on a little show. HOT HOT HOT. A very interesting part of the evening… and then, out came the handcuffs, and the spanking commenced.
Always like a porn star with that one, I tell you. Many drunken revelations. Great time overall. Except he passed the fuck out, and I got little of the trademark all night cuddles I am so used to with him. Oh well. Good thing he has two days on the great couch surfing tour of the next two weeks.
And as he’s walking out the door this morning, he says ‘Goodbye ridiculously shady apartment!’
Long story short – I have a ‘ridiculously shady apartment.’
When NoFan and I broke up back in April, I had moved to my cousin’s apartment in the hills of NH. A friend of a friend who works in the biz of moving large quantities of illicit substances suddenly offered…
He had an apartment he had leased in order to house the goods, and would I like to live there (rent-free) to make it look inhabited? It was the biggest pain in the ass to actually get the keys and moved in, but I did that in the beginning of June.
This weekend I came back from NH to a message from my ‘landlord’ telling me we needed to talk. Apparently things aren’t going so well for him, he can’t afford the place and needs to sublet it. He wants to lease it for September 1. This was 8 days notice.
I have no ability to say anything except thank you for letting me live here rent free for almost 3 months, but, to tell the truth, had I known I would have to turn around and vacate, I wouldn’t have bothered.
So, I’ve been packing and closing down my life here in beantown. Last night I had the grand finale sionara with my ascotw. Drinks at my walking distance bar, then a long sexual walk home.
Turns out I’m not the only one who bestows clever nicknames upon my conquests. I knew I was bjq for blowjob queen. But I had NO IDEA of the other hysterical name he’d developed for me. Apparently I am also ‘elizabeth grady.’ It required a bit of explaining, but here in Boston, Elizabeth Grady is the salon most famous for FACIALS.
I pinned him to the wall in the elevator and threw the switch to stop it. Clothes ripping, sucking passion. It was so funny to be on my knees in the elevator, member in my mouth and hear him say ‘MY GOD, ERICA YOU ARE SOOOO FUN! When is the next time I will have the chance to get a bj in an elevator?’
Ms. NicholeKidmanesque had asked earlier if she could watch us on webcam. So we put on a little show. HOT HOT HOT. A very interesting part of the evening… and then, out came the handcuffs, and the spanking commenced.
Always like a porn star with that one, I tell you. Many drunken revelations. Great time overall. Except he passed the fuck out, and I got little of the trademark all night cuddles I am so used to with him. Oh well. Good thing he has two days on the great couch surfing tour of the next two weeks.
And as he’s walking out the door this morning, he says ‘Goodbye ridiculously shady apartment!’
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Interesting blog.. interesting reads.
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