Friday Night!
Friday night I was hedging about 5 plans, hoping for my good old buddy GH to pull thru for me. He had shit going on, and as much as I love him, he's not always the best at coming thru on plans, especiailly when they are liquid ones. But we were going to do something TOTALLY crazy - we're talking swingers clubs, transvestites, something of that nature. We always have absolutely crazy fun, and I needed some of that.
Besides GH, I had PsychoSappho. She was potentially coming to meet the birds.
Then I had Mr. SecurityGuard from my old job. He was sort of on the longlist, however, because in our first phone conversation he asked me about my favorite position and started talking all sexual. Now, I bet you're all scratching your heads, right? Why would your fearless sexblogger be upset by someone being upfront about sex? I dont know, somehow that was annoying and stank of 'someone who dosen't get any.' And also slightly of 'desperate.' I guess i just somehow like the illusion of the chase - especially with new dudes.
Also vying for my attention was Mr. ArmyMotorcycle. He again was put directly into the category of too sexual on first meet. After I had dinner with him last week, he's felt the need to detail all of his sexual encounters to me. "hi erica, how was your weekend? I banged 3 different chicks in NYC and one here in boston!" I kept ignoring his calls also!
And last but not least, the Ass Spanking Champion of The World. ASCOTW had some freelance work to do, but would potentially be able to stop by around 11 or so. And like I've said before, hes potentially my favorite of the current stable. I love his sarcastic wit, and i LOVE what he does to me when he touches me. I think our energies just align right, because I always just feel like a fucking PORNSTAR when i'm with him.
GH kept pulling the 'let me call you in a couple hours, I'm not really sure what I'm doing' thing, which directly translates to 'more than likely you won't see me tonight' so I hedged my bets and decided to COMBINE two options.
I invite the lezbo to my place earlier in the evening, telling her ASCOTW may be stopping by later. She hims and haws, and takes her sweet time getting here, so by the time shes here, ASCOTW is almost here and their visits exactly overlap. We all sit on the couch, drink, and watch a pretty cool dyke movie - Better Than Chocolate. BY THE WAY.. there is the perfectly hot lesbo in that flick - if you want to know what erica's perfect girl looks like, here she is. So we're all sitting on the couch, Ms. Kidmanesque is cuddling me and kissing my neck, and I'm sitting in the middle, rubbing both of their legs, when suddenly she jumps up, and says, "ok, i'm going to head home!"
WHAT THE FUCK!!! is all I have to say. Does she think she dosen't OWE me for the little show I put on with SomeDude the night before? Did she forget already? I know she's been down with the idea of a threesome with my guy, as we nearly had one with WriterDude a while back. I just don't get it. Neither did poor ascotw. But luckily he spanked me anyway. And I got a big ole facial to top it off. New favorite with him - plain old frottage. He pinned me down and rubbed all over me for a while before I coaxed him out of his shorts to reprove my title as blow job queen. So much fun! And even some of the great cuddling and sleepsnuggling. So good. He called the next day to thank me for destressing him, and mentioned how I always do. Thats gooddamned right, ASCOTW - you ain't never had it like me before! You should just realize a good fucking thing when you spank it and not overanalyze. Of course, he was also wondering what psychosapphos damage is. Wish I could tell him that!
Besides GH, I had PsychoSappho. She was potentially coming to meet the birds.
Then I had Mr. SecurityGuard from my old job. He was sort of on the longlist, however, because in our first phone conversation he asked me about my favorite position and started talking all sexual. Now, I bet you're all scratching your heads, right? Why would your fearless sexblogger be upset by someone being upfront about sex? I dont know, somehow that was annoying and stank of 'someone who dosen't get any.' And also slightly of 'desperate.' I guess i just somehow like the illusion of the chase - especially with new dudes.
Also vying for my attention was Mr. ArmyMotorcycle. He again was put directly into the category of too sexual on first meet. After I had dinner with him last week, he's felt the need to detail all of his sexual encounters to me. "hi erica, how was your weekend? I banged 3 different chicks in NYC and one here in boston!" I kept ignoring his calls also!
And last but not least, the Ass Spanking Champion of The World. ASCOTW had some freelance work to do, but would potentially be able to stop by around 11 or so. And like I've said before, hes potentially my favorite of the current stable. I love his sarcastic wit, and i LOVE what he does to me when he touches me. I think our energies just align right, because I always just feel like a fucking PORNSTAR when i'm with him.
GH kept pulling the 'let me call you in a couple hours, I'm not really sure what I'm doing' thing, which directly translates to 'more than likely you won't see me tonight' so I hedged my bets and decided to COMBINE two options.
I invite the lezbo to my place earlier in the evening, telling her ASCOTW may be stopping by later. She hims and haws, and takes her sweet time getting here, so by the time shes here, ASCOTW is almost here and their visits exactly overlap. We all sit on the couch, drink, and watch a pretty cool dyke movie - Better Than Chocolate. BY THE WAY.. there is the perfectly hot lesbo in that flick - if you want to know what erica's perfect girl looks like, here she is. So we're all sitting on the couch, Ms. Kidmanesque is cuddling me and kissing my neck, and I'm sitting in the middle, rubbing both of their legs, when suddenly she jumps up, and says, "ok, i'm going to head home!"
WHAT THE FUCK!!! is all I have to say. Does she think she dosen't OWE me for the little show I put on with SomeDude the night before? Did she forget already? I know she's been down with the idea of a threesome with my guy, as we nearly had one with WriterDude a while back. I just don't get it. Neither did poor ascotw. But luckily he spanked me anyway. And I got a big ole facial to top it off. New favorite with him - plain old frottage. He pinned me down and rubbed all over me for a while before I coaxed him out of his shorts to reprove my title as blow job queen. So much fun! And even some of the great cuddling and sleepsnuggling. So good. He called the next day to thank me for destressing him, and mentioned how I always do. Thats gooddamned right, ASCOTW - you ain't never had it like me before! You should just realize a good fucking thing when you spank it and not overanalyze. Of course, he was also wondering what psychosapphos damage is. Wish I could tell him that!
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