Holy traffic, batman
Ok, who opened the floodgates?
SO much traffic in the last two days - here are the suspects, in no specific order.
1. marcythewhore (thanks babe)
2. Hot Feeds has recently "included me in their syndication compendium."
3. some random dude posting me on a sports forum. they're saying some mean shit over there, but guess what - i'm used to being called a slut!
Anyway, due to the recent spike in traffic (and the twiddlybits photo posting) i've decided to remove my photo from the blog. Just safer that way.
Now can someone please tell me why, no matter what time i try to go to bed, i'm still ALWAYS up until 2 am or later?
SO much traffic in the last two days - here are the suspects, in no specific order.
1. marcythewhore (thanks babe)
2. Hot Feeds has recently "included me in their syndication compendium."
3. some random dude posting me on a sports forum. they're saying some mean shit over there, but guess what - i'm used to being called a slut!
Anyway, due to the recent spike in traffic (and the twiddlybits photo posting) i've decided to remove my photo from the blog. Just safer that way.
Now can someone please tell me why, no matter what time i try to go to bed, i'm still ALWAYS up until 2 am or later?
posted by erica looking at 2:25 AM
21 Comments:
The nice part about a career in the massage parlor industry is that if your vagina is temporarily out of order, there's still work for you to do toward that illusive Happy Ending.
Oh, and another nice thing about knowing marcy (me) is that you can come to work in one of my massage parlors without having to be kidnapped out of Thailand or someplace exotic. You can just drive your Beemer to work.....marcythewhore
bwah ... the sportsfrog thing is a hoot! you're very gracious for not stewing about and getting all grumpy!!!
you're up until 2am because your inner clock says, "fuckitall ... there's more interesting shit to surf through, and i can get by on 3.5 hours of sleep! i'm superwoman!"
- laura
Toby - sometimes i'm on the computer, sometimes not. Mostly it's just background to the TV/cleaning/whatever else I'm doing, until I go to get into bed, and the urge to erm, pleasure myself comes along - then I find myself sucked into some big discussion when all I was really looking for was porn!
marcy - hrm, so you do just manual release happyendings? In chicago? isn't it FUCKING cold there?
laura - I AM superwoman, how did you know? I am also, however, a very exhausted superwoman. I wonder if my health in general would improve if i stabilized my sleep schedule. At first it was kind of tough not to get grumpy about the sportsfrog thing, espeially when they were bagging on my appearance, but luckily they just linked my my external image host so that was easy enough to yoink. :) Course, now i've prolly infuriated the masses enough to have some dweeb try to ressurect the photo from googlecache or something...
Sort of disengenuous. First you post a photo of your face on the worldwide web. Then you post a photo of your clit all bundled up in spikes on the worldwide web. Then you ask for anonymity?
Say, that's not a bad fantasy, erica. You have a future in the massage parlor industry. It's not all about hands and cunts and asses and mouths and vibrators and whatever.
A lot of it is about imagination. The mind game thing.....marcythewhore
Marcy, my dear-
Its not disingenuous at all - its just as there is more and more traffic, I think i'd like to not have my face plastered all about this thing. I realize that becoming recognized is a risk I take - I just don't want to encourage it. More power to anyone with teh sleuth skills to sniff me out.
Honey, the stalking perverts I know will be able to recognize you by your pussy before they recognize you by your face.....marcythewhore
marcy, i don't think that erica was trying to be disingenuous by yanking her face pic from her profile but leaving up the clit pic. what i think was making her unhappy was that her looks were being called on in a very negative manner, which would be upsetting to me as well, and then her pic was posted for everyone to make fun of. i'd have yanked the face pic, too.
you see, they couldn't say anything negative about the piercing photo, could they? ;)
i agree - nice nails, erica!
- laura
Well, my goodness, Laura. This photo op situation certainly has become complicated.
People want to stalk you. People want to make fun of you (by 'you' I mean figuratively, not you you).
Jesus Barking Christ, Laura, this is the internet. When a young lady goes looking for porn on the internet, what does she think she's going to find? The audience at an opera taking an intermission?
When someone posts something on the internet, the NSA/CIA/Interpol guys at the Menwith Hill Station in Northern England monitor every computer or cell phone transmission made in the world. Anywhere in the world. There is NO SUCH THING AS PRIVACY ON THE WORLDWIDE WEB.
Besides, when twelve year old kids aren't hot wiring Porches to steal in sixty seconds they are hacking your so-called private email accounts.
All I did was offer Erica encouragement in going into the massage parlor business. I own a chain of Chicago based massage parlors. I'm all for Happy Endings. A woman in the massage parlor industry can use her face to her advantage, my dear.
Okay, case in point. Everyone in England (oh, here we go making fun of England again) says that Lady Di was beautiful and blah blah blah and Camilla Bowes is a horse's face. Well, guess what? Lady Di was never going to be queen simply because Lady Di couldn't give decent head. One tends to know these things about other ladies just by watching their mannerisms.
Now, Camilla Bowes can suck the chrome of the English throne, and Camilla is going to be whatever it is when she's married to Charles when he becomes king.....marcythewhore
Hey Erica, so why am I an idiot? just curious.
Hey at least its a pic of a pretty cookie.
I can't speak for Erica, but as for me, maybe it's because you never left Philadelphia?.....marcythewhore
What do you mean never left? I haven't lived in PA for 8 years lol. I live DOWN SOUTH now. Anywho, what does that have to do with the pic being of a pretty cookie? Maybe I'm missing sumtin', but then again, I'm just a dude.
Tuesday, March 15, 2005
Obituary for a Rocker Whore....Beatallica....Transexuals (and just another day in the massaage parlor industry)
Marcythewhore says: Today's good and challenging news........
“DAVIE, Fla. -- Danny Joe Brown, the lead singer of the Southern rock band Molly Hatchet, died of complications from diabetes, his family said Monday. He was 53.
In 1975, the Jacksonville native joined Molly Hatchet, named after a Southern prostitute who allegedly beheaded and mutilated her clients.”
Beatles-Metallica Parody Band Forced Offline…………March 15, 2005 · A Milwaukee-based parody band known for Metallica-infused covers of Beatles' songs has been accused of violating copyright laws. After posting songs from their catalog online, the band received a cease-and-desist letter from Sony/ATV Music Publishing demanding that they take down their Web site and pay unspecified damages. The band had gained a large Internet following for songs like "I Want to Choke Your Band" and "Leper Madonna."
And Marcythewhore challenges you to decide who is the best looking man…er…woman…….http://bellezastransexuales.blogspot.com/
posted by marcythewhore at 12:59 PM 0 comments
DudeFromPhilly, to say that you moved from Philly to Down South only bolsters the argument that you're an idiot.
"DudeFromPhilly, to say that you moved from Philly to Down South only bolsters the argument that you're an idiot."
Ok dude, whatever. Have the cojones to come out from your cloak of protection. As to that the fact that it "bolsters the argument" I'd like to hear why?
To Erica's question about staying up late, I think the answer lies in what are you drinking?
I know that Chicago has one up on New York because Chicago has alleyways so they don't pile up garbage on the front sidewalks, and that the old stadium in Philly has it's own jail cause the fans are so much fun with beer and I never could figure out why New Yorkers go to Florida just so they can complain that there's nothing to do except get out of the snow and why don't they just go back to New York and find something to do underneath all that snow.....marcythewhore
And one more thing, cause I'm not calling anyone dumb. I'm just curious. There's North Carolina and South Carlina, and you picked South Carolina. What the fuck where you thinking?.....marcythewhore
OK, Ok, kids, this blog is all about ME!!! Let's get back on topic?! ;)
Get photo! Does the ring really produce the BIG O without notice?
E - yep this is and definitely should be about you. So trying to steer this back - with all the new traffic / your gmail addy - what's the ratio of supporters to haters?
Yes, count my notes to you as well....
Paddy
to settle the Philly piece
I moved to Sc because of a job opportunity and nya nya nah nya nah I dont have to pay city wage tax anymore. Plus no worries about the 22 murders in the last 9 days like they have. Go Eagles.
As to Erica....
As when we spoke I read your whole blog, you are a very good writer and I think you should NOT put ur pic up.
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