Wednesday, March 09, 2005

20 places I’ve had sex/ given bjs (random order)

20 places I’ve had sex/ given bjs (random order)

20. back seat of my mothers ford escort suck and fuck with Torch
19. ass sex in the server room at my old job during work hours with a stranger
18. bathroom of the bar shrinkboy was tending suck and fuck
17. Cab of the AAA towtruck driver who rescued me, after leaving my lights on the first day of my new big city job
16. Gratuitous head Playground near GH’s house while crazymags and her bf looked on
15. with the somewhat fragrant boathand on the front deck of the gullet upon which I was joining GH and his twatwife for a tour
14. the woods with shrink boy the night I graduated college
13. the back seat of no-fan’s lexus while he drove crazymags and I home the night of her graduation
12. the highrise balcony of Foster’s apartment. He tried to throw it in my ass, but being that his nickname is Foster’s because of his girth, that just WASN’T HAPPENING
11. Central Park on a rock with a crazy irc dude.
10. The boston common with a hot redheaded girl I met on nerve.com. Creepy bums kept watching us.
9. multiple hotels
8. An empty apartment a real estate agent was showing me
7. the doorless office of GH’s house the night I met him while his roommate and his girlfriend were in the livingroom mere feet away
6. Lost my virginity under the Christmas tree while my mother, her boyfriend, and his two demonspawn slept upstairs
5. The back seat of a jeep with MsClaws while her prettyboy boyfriend drove, but only after letting most of the clubgoers leaving through the parkinglot have an eyeful first
4. multiple moving vehicles (only sucked dick – I may be crazy, but I don’t have a deathwish!)
3. the kitchen floor and table of my new apartment on nofans most recent visit
2. my parking spot in the parking garage with motorcycleboy on lunchbreak
1. the attic of a corporate office building during the day

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

hotmail acct still active? I want to make the list LOL.

11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your stories are really hot! You've got my imagination running wild with that cute face of yours. Why don't you post some pictures?

11:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great stuff, but the devil is in the details:

When you had the guy in your ass in the server room, what did you use for lube?

When you blew the driver, did he swerve as he filled your mouth with cum?

5:17 PM  
Blogger erica looking said...

This was just supposed to be a brief list - maybe i should create a poll and you all can vote for what story you'd like me to flush the details out of next... :)

4:53 PM  
Blogger marcythewhore said...

Thursday, March 10, 2005

Marcy's Advice to Novice Porn Actors

A Novice Porn Actor wrote to Marcy: Marcy, you are amazing. By the way, I've begun the initial plans for starring in my own porn flick, which should be realized by the end of summer. I already have to eager female volunteers...so thanks for your encouragement! As always in lust....A Novice Porn Actor

Marcy says to the Novice : If I’m not both inspiration and a caveat bringer then I’m nothing. I want to see your porn video when it's done. But before you go video taping your ass humping up and down, remember the sage words of Sam Kinison:

"Don't ever video tape yourself having sex. You think you look cool, but then when you watch the playback, and you think, "Is my ass really that big?". It ends up looking like Rosanne Barr and Louie Anderson fucking it out on the screen."

But don't let Sam Kinison's ghost stop you from making the best porn video you can be..........marcythewhore

posted by marcythewhore at 11:51 AM

5:04 PM  
Blogger Ogie said...

Marcy forwarded your site to me...yeah, I'm the Novice Porn Actor...

Great ranting! Keep it up, yeah pun intended!

Ogie

7:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ha - great list! i agree with anonymous, tho. we need details...
- laura

3:06 PM  
Blogger marcythewhore said...

marcy says: Most important of all, are you giving all this fuck and suck away for free? I hope not......marcythewhore

3:56 PM  

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