some recent search terms used to find me.

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so... busy

Its the weekend of unwant, folks.

So, as I mentioned in my audioposts, I've been housesitting for my ex, NoFan. The first evening I was there I was supposed to hang out with Crazy Maggie and her boyfriend, but they called last minute to cancel.

Thank GOD for craigslist.

So the following ad was posted.

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looking for fun tonight - w4m - 28

Reply to: anon-69597841@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-04-21, 11:29PM EDT

Hi there.
My plans for the night just cancelled on me. I don't have to work tomorrow and would love to meet up with someone cool for a couple drinks, and more, if there's chemestry.

Me? 5'7" bbw, beautiful face, 40DD tits. some naughty bits pierced. Bit of a wild girl. Smart as a whip, and not afraid to use it. Love to smoke the reefer, and sometimes dabble in other party favors. Mean pool shot (sometimes).

You? You must be intelligent and charming (no, a cock pick with the words "when and where" does not suffice). You would be somewhat commanding - i like it when the man takes charge. You should not be sketchy in any way. It would be really great if you were a big guy, strong and tough.

All reasonable offers considered. I have a picture or two - please do the same.
Hurry, the night is passing quickly.
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I got many responses, an almost none of them were worth anything, until the following came along:


How late is too late, anyway, when you don't have to work on Friday?
I've got the luxury of no work as well, being a high school physics
teacher.  I get the reputation as being the young, cool teacher,
though I just found ratemyteacher.com and read some comments from the
young'uns I'll have to ask them about.  I'll give them some electric
shocks.  That'll make me feel better.

I've got a naughty part pierced, too.  I'll show you mine if you show
me yours.  In person would be most satisfying for the both of us.  You
just don't get the full effect otherwise.

I'm not a big guy, but I'm lean and strong.  6', athletic, and I like
to wrestle a bit in bed.  I'm not making any presumptions here, just
letting you know.

I'm at 95/90, and could be where you are in half an hour.  It's about
closing time, but I'm sure I've got a bottle of something.  You like
Scotch?


Of course I bit. About 11 emails full of witty banter later he was on his way over.

We sat on the sofa and shared stories. Soon enough he was rubbing my feet, and the next thing I knew, he was sucking my toes. Tongues tracing the cracks, mouth engulfing each toe separately – THANK GOD I'd just had a pedicure that day so my tootsies were star quality!

After the bottle of bad cabernet (thanks NoFan) was finished, I decided it was on. I straddled him while he sat on the couch. I kissed his neck and shoulders, paying special attention to the tickly hairs at the nape of his neck (he'd just had a haircut that day). My tits were looking very nice in the v-neck coral colored t shirt I was wearing, but they felt even nicer when I coyly held the shirt up as I drug my body and tits down over his chest and down his thighs.

I could feel his hardon with my nipples. I FUCKING LOVE THAT!

“Your tits are amazing,” he said, breathing heavily.

I often get accused of watching too much porn, because I guess I have somewhat of an effective “jump me” look. It's not my fault, you see? I just want to see the pleasure on his face, and know I'm putting it there. That's how I get worked up.

“Wait until you feel my mouth,” I said, rubbing my tits over the bulge in his cargo pants while I looked up at him with wide eyes and a sexy pouty mouth. Although there is nothing I love better than the look on a guys face when I first wrap my talented mouth around him, I held back. I'm always rushing to get cock in my mouth, what can I say?

I slowly pull his t-shirt up as I slide back up his thighs with my pussy and his chest with my tits and hands. I realize I'm moaning very softly each time I exhale. I can feel my pussy burning through my jeans.

I don't even realize he's unhooked my lacey bra until I feel his hands cupping my tits. “Wow,” he says, while massaging and just before begging to suck, “these things are AMAZING!”

He's playing with my tits, kneading them just right and taking a special interest in my pierced nipple. Hes biting on the ring and tugging it while his hands squeeze the meat of the breast. My head is tipped back, moaning loudly and I'm grinding my still clothed pussy onto his thigh.

“let's go upstairs,” I tell him and we head up to the bed NoFan and I used to share.